One Sentence Scouting Report: Golden Oldies Edition

Apparently, the Jays have signed Vladimir Guerrero to a minor league deal. In honour of this, I’ve decided to repost my One Sentence Scouting Report from December 23rd:One Sentence Scouting Report: Vladimir GuerreroWelcome to the inaugural One Sentence…

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Some Theories as to Why Adam Lind is Still a Blue Jay

They’ve discontinued his hat size (XXXXL, unbendable brim, low enough to hide the fact that his hair line is perilously close to his eyebrows)Alex Anthopoulos is mesmerized by Lind’s dreamy eyes squintAdam Lind has stumbled upon some rent control schem…

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Weekly Standings Check In: Heavily Redacted Edition

Originally posted on Blue Jays Luddite

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In Ultimate Act of Hubrus, Yankee Teammates Triumphantly Carry Hall of Fame Closer Off the Field Before Game Even Starts

Looks like the retirement parade has come to an official start for Mariano…

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Jose Bautista’s Early Season Dominance

If you examine the stats, I mean relax your focus and stare at the stats until you see the image of a saiboat, you’ll see that Jose Bautista is having an utterly dominant season. Just think about it, if baseball is a game of failure, Bautista has truly…

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