- They've discontinued his hat size (XXXXL, unbendable brim, low enough to hide the fact that his hair line is perilously close to his eyebrows)
- Alex Anthopoulos is mesmerized by Lind's dreamy
- Adam Lind has stumbled upon some rent control scheme and will be occupying the cleanup spot until he's a feeble old man
- There's got to be some unknown metric we're ALL missing
- The air conditioning at Rogers Centre is broken and they need the gusts of wind provided by his numerous strikeouts to keep the stadium cool during the summer
- The Jays have a warehouse full of #Lindsanity T-Shirts that they're hoping one day become relevant (assist to Connor McGuire on this one...)
Feel free to add your own additions to this list in the comment section!