I was listening to Episode 35 of Anthology yesterday which covered the topic of genies. It got me thinking a little bit about something to write, but as usual I was on a walk while I was listening to this is all based on memory!
Anyway, I thought I’d provide everyone with a Flash Fiction Prompt. If you’re not familiar with the term “flash fiction”, you may want to familiarize yourself with the Wikipedia entry. The short version (or “flash” version, if you will) is that Flash Fiction is really short, usually no more than 1000 words. The shortest most-known story is of course The Six Word Story.
A couple of weeks ago I mentioned that I had a short story I wanted to share with you, and that it needed some work. Well, I decided to abandon that story (for now; it needs a lot more work and I didn’t leave myself enough time). However, I did find a mostly complete version of another story that I can totally share.
It’s not 100% finished; I made a few tweaks but there’s a major change that should happen with this story that would completely change it (for the better, I hope).
I can’t remember where the original idea came from, but I think it started life as a novel. I have a memory of writing this for one of the National Novel Writing Months (NaNoWriMo) a few years back. I think rather than keeping it a stretched out mess, I turned it into a more manageable short story.
The result is The Wrist Watch. I’ve got it available in DRM-free ePub format that you can download directly. There’s no way this is good enough to be sold! But if you decide that you really, really want to contribute some funds, contact me privately and I’ll send you a donation link. But trust me you don’t need to.
I don’t have a big post for you today, but instead a story update. In one of my recent goal update posts I mentioned that I wanted to get back to writing some more fiction. I had the idea that I was going to share an original piece with you today, but due to time constraints that’s just not happening.
My thought process shifted to posting an older story, from one of my Google Drive folders. I have a few sitting in there, but to my dismay – they’re not really ready. There was one story in particular I was thinking about sharing, but when I opened it, I realized that I left it unfinished. There are some comments on it that I got from a writing group but I never went back to it.
I’m going to update the story in the next few weeks, and create a cover art for it and release it as an eBook. Actually, as I typed this I also found what looks like a pretty complete draft of another short story. I’ll have to read it over but I think I’m going to give that one the same treatment.
I haven’t decided whether I should try to put them up for $1 on Amazon or something; or if I’d be better off just throwing them online in a pay-what-you-want format. Either way I will make the stories available to readers of the blog in some form.
And so that I make sure the work gets done, I’m giving myself a deadline: Tuesday May 9th. If you don’t see something from me by that date, yell at me! I’m on Twitter at @stephen_g.
On Thursday April 6th, 2017 – I couldn’t tell you exactly what time – my wife and I had to make the difficult decision to put down our dog Hank. He was suffering from blastomycosis, a terrible fungal infection that was making it hard for him to breathe in his last days. We were sad to see him go, but in the last few days I’ve been looking at old photos and am happy to remember the good times we had with him.
In Memory of a Great Dog
We rescued Hank back in 2009, when he was about 4 or 5. We didn’t get
complete records with him, and were originally told he was 4. Turns out, he was a 2004 puppy. No one was home when we went to pick him up – not a good sign. His bark was loud when we knocked on the door, and sounded stressed.
We later learned that he had at least one other home before this one, and we think there was a strong possibility he was abused. He was very uncomfortable with anything touching his back end, and was very afraid of brooms and vacuums. I think it’s normal for dogs to be afraid of vacuums, because they make loud, scary noises. But he would always look downright terrified when we were cleaning.
We worked with him a lot. He was a good dog when we got him, but with time he learned better habits and warmed up to us. He turned into a great dog, and we’re really happy we had the chance to have him in our lives for 8 years.
Oh sure, he had some bad habits. It’s hard to say what was worse: chewing underwear, or eating from the garbage can. Considering one ends up being more expensive than the other, I think the scales tip more to the underwear chewing. But he also loved to eat paper, and especially paper from the garbage.
We discovered this early on, and quickly bought a garbage can with a lid. It was one of those lids that swings open, rather than closing tightly. Naturally, we found him one day with his head sticking through the lid with the most innocent look on his face. He was pretty pleased with what he did, if not a little bit confused at our reaction.
We definitely have gone through our fair share of toilet paper with Hank in our home. Not because he learned to use the toilet or anything – but he seemed to love grabbing the toilet paper off the roll and eating it. Not all of it – just some of it. Often I would come home and find a trail of toilet paper – all still connected to the roll – going from the bathroom to the bed. Again, he was always fairly pleased with himself.
Here’s an audio clip from a podcast I recorded with my friend Mike that describes one of these occasions:
Hank loved to play, and his favourite toy by far was a ball. Any ball. If it was round and bounced, he wanted it. He could even entertain himself with it, but
he really loved chasing after it in the field and running. The funny thing about when he played fetch was that he would take the same path running back to us each time. He was terrible at tracking anything but a ball, but somehow, he knew which way he ran back each time.
Ropes and bottles were among his favourites too. While really not great for his teeth, one of his favourite things to do with bottles was to chew them to bits. The first step was always to pop the lid off, and then he would methodically chew at it until it was flat. This was sometimes very helpful if we had a lot of recycling to go through.
He also really loved his walks. He knew too, when I grabbed my headphones, it usually meant walk time. This was a matter of disappointment for him whenever I was grabbing my headphones for a different reason. Still, he would wag his tail at the sight of them, and go absolutely crazy at the sight of his leash.
I think one of the more comforting things about Hank was actually when he would settle down after a long day of play. He had this way of curling up into a ball, or snuggling up next to you to make sure he was as comfortable as possible. He was warm, he was soft, and he was safe.
He loved sitting on my lap, too. If there’s one thing I’m sad that I missed out on in his last few days, it’s that he didn’t get to curl himself into my lap. He was just too tired and physically unable to do it. But I know that he would have felt a lot better if he could have.
In Memory of a Great Dog
To be totally honest, doing this post has probably been one of the more helpful things I’ve done since Thursday. We still haven’t cleaned up the house – his hair is everywhere, and we are slowly moving his toys and things into one spot.
But we can clearly see how much he ran this home, and how much of it was his.
Another thing that helped me out was an article a friend sent me yesterday from Psychology Today. “Getting Over Rover: Why the Loss of a Dog Can Be Devastating” made a lot of sense to me, and meshed with pretty much all of the reasons why we had such a tough time dealing with it in the first few days (and we’re still dealing with it).
I still hear his bark when we walk in the door. I can hear him grumble and sigh as he tries to get comfortable at bed time. But more importantly I can see his big smile and wiggly tail. We’ll get over his loss, and more than likely welcome a new dog into our house. But for now, we have 8 years of memories of a great dog.
Google really blows me away sometimes, and I honestly feel like it (the search engine) can read my mind. Logically I know that it learns based on my search history and browsing habits, but I’m still blown away by the results I get from daily use.
As an example, for some reason I was trying to think about a cartoon I watched when I was in high school or university. I knew the title of it was in the back of my head somewhere – it had something to do with a “six”, and the lead character was a genetically engineered heroine (or a robot, I can’t recall exactly). When I couldn’t think of the show name, I turned to Google.
So I typed “teletoon cartoon about genetically modified heroine” – because that’s the best way I could think of to describe the show. I expected I might get some results at the top close to what I was looking for, but what absolutely surprised me was that the first result was exactly what I was looking for.
I’m not going to be talking about the show today, but I highly encourage you to read about it. The point is, I was looking for the Wikipedia entry for this show, but I couldn’t remember the name for the life of me. Based on that vague search term I was able to find exactly what I was looking for.
I’ve done this with other search terms too. I can’t remember them all right now, but the result is the same: I type in some broad search terms, indicating about as much as I can remember, and Google is able to serve up what I’m looking for. Sometimes it’s not perfect, but more often than not it works.
The point I’m trying to make is that I’ve discovered today (and during the process of setting up this blog) that keywords are really important online if you want to get your stuff found. It’s basic knowledge, but it still surprises me every day. I can’t wait until Google’s Assistant is fully baked into my phone, instead of just on Allo.
I’m always trying to think of ways to earn extra money – my goal for things like my podcast is to be able to run it without spending any of my own money. So far, I haven’t been able to do that. At most, I’ve been able to pay for my Netflix subscription and 1 year of hosting for www.alternativeairwaves.com with proceeds from SwagBucks (I typically get ~$25 a month, but it’s slow, grinding work).
One thing I used to do – and I honestly can’t figure out where I found the work before – was freelance writing. The stuff I was doing, I really didn’t like that much. But it was relatively easy work, and got me I think $20 for 5 articles (which in retrospect, was not very good pay). I should probably dig up what I wrote to put a portfolio together, even though I have no idea where the things I wrote showed up online. This was probably 9-10 years ago, too.
But writing is just about the only marketable skill I can think of to sell online. I wish sometimes that I just had something I could do in 5-10 minutes and sell for $10 a pop. But I just don’t have the creative, physical skills. I’ve considered audio-related things, but sometimes that takes longer than what it’s worth. If I applied myself, I could probably put together a podcast editing portfolio. I just don’t usually have the time to provide the turnaround some podcast hosts require.
What kind of things have you done online to generate some extra cash? Or in the parlance of the Internet, “beer money”? Any suggestions for what I could do? Just looking to find work to generate $25-50 a month that isn’t so tedious as surveys and offers that pay cents at a time.
Let’s talk about ads! Not the science behind marketing, blah blah blah. Smarter people than me can take care of that conversation. Instead, I want to talk about ads in general, and things that are ad-supported.
The topic that brought this to mind was a recent post on /r/podcasts about sponsors. It was what you’d call on Reddit, a “shitpost” – a low-effort post with nothing to say. From that spawned an actual discussion at least, with opinions being split between supporting ads and being vehemently against them. Personally, I’m okay with them, and here’s why.
Full disclosure – I work in an industry that relies on advertising to generate revenue (radio). I am slightly biased, but not for the reason of perpetuating a source of revenue / income.
I am a podcast creator myself; I don’t use ads in my show, but rather rely on a Patreon campaign. However, I understand the need for ads to offset production costs. I have made a conscious choice to not skip ads for a product I am downloading for free. I do not make the financial decision to donate, so I don’t want to cheat the creators out of ads that they feel are necessary to support their craft.
I understand that listening to ads on a podcast is not an act in itself that will bring them money. This is more of a moral decision on my part. But in a similar vein, I also decided to disable adblockers in my browser so that websites I frequent benefit from my ad views. I understand that there’s whitelisting things you can do, so that terrible ad-based sites suffer, but I would rather just not go to those offending websites.
We live in a strange time, I think. Younger generations feel entitled to block out all advertising to get what they want. Some would gladly pay for subscriptions in exchange for an ad-free experience, but I think that might get close to the erosion of net neutrality. This is also probably a ‘slippery slope’ argument in the making, so I’m going to stop there.
I think that my final opinion on the matter is that I’m perfectly fine with ads, if they are supporting a medium that I’m not paying for. Radio, podcasts, and web sites – those are great examples. All of those have options for ad-free experiences as well in most cases.
For radio, there is Satellite Radio available (for which I have a subscription – I enjoy both Satellite AND terrestrial radio); for podcasts, there are a host of options; for websites, ad-free versions have been around for years. Apps have paid versions as well as ad-supported free versions.
Where it gets less tolerable are services such as Television, where I pay a subscription service and still get ads. However it is still tolerable, because I realize that the ads are supporting the channels, so it’s really the cable service that I’m paying through the nose for. TV is complicated, guys.
For some reason while writing yesterday’s post, I went looking at older posts from my old blog. One thing that struck me immediately was that I wrote very prolifically, and with just about the same enthusiasm as I am with this blog. A lot of the early posts are reviews of different pieces of media I’ve consumed recently, and my overall thoughts about them.
With one of my goals for 2017 being to read more, I thought I would have a look at some of the things I’ve read over the years. I’ve identified a few things that I want to have another look at, based on my original reactions and the fact that I don’t remember what they’re about anymore.
I, Robot by Cory Doctorow. From the same post I reviewed Hunter, I reviewed I, Robot as well. These two stories sound like they would make a good sci-fi double-header and darn it all, I wish I knew what twist I was talking about!
I wasn’t getting why it was titled “I, Robot” until the payoff at the very end.
World of Wonders by Robertson Davies. I don’t think I ever finished this novel, the third and final piece of the Deptford Trilogy. In fact I might want to re-read Fifth Business and The Manticore before I come back to World of Wonders. This might be on the back-burner, as I have several other novels I want to read through this year.
Ready Player One by Ernest Cline. I read his latest novel Armada last year, and liked it a lot. It’s been in the back of my head to re-read Ready Player One for a while, so maybe I’ll do that at some point.
I think that’s all I need to revisit for now. I thought there might have been more, but I don’t have time to read through all my old posts at the moment.